1 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,400 Present 2 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,440 a film by 3 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,000 FROM SUBWAY WITH LOVE 4 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,000 "The Truth: Free In Every Bottle" 5 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:11,040 Starring 6 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,200 "Soft Shags Rub You Right" 7 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,880 "Eternally Refreshing" 8 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,680 I can't stop thinking about you. 9 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,720 About your hands, always cold, about your pale skin, 10 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,240 the golden down on your neck, that scar on your right knee, 11 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,800 about how you hold your skirt when getting out of a car, 12 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,600 about how you squint when you take a shower. 13 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,120 How you sleep, how you breathe, how you live. 14 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,720 - Hello, is Sandra here? - Yes, she's expecting you. 15 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,600 Your mother's here too. 16 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,240 - You look great. - It's Emilka's golden hands. 17 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,160 - Hi, Laura. - Hi, Sandra. it's like straw today. 18 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,480 I'd like it cut, and those red highlights. 19 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,000 - You know... - Streaked. 20 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,000 - Did you read it? - What? 21 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,200 The love letter on the subway posted like an advertisement. 22 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,640 - Yeah. - I saw it yesterday; very touching. 23 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,560 I saw it too, this morning. 24 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,520 - What do you think? - Sheer exhibitionism. 25 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,600 Emotional blackmail. 26 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,400 And narcissistic self-pity. 27 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,480 I think it's beautiful... a love letter. 28 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,000 No one's ever written me one. 29 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,880 See you later, ladles. 30 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,880 So that's my mother, Jana. She is a bit nuts. 31 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,200 She works freelance translating French and English. 32 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,320 When she was young she dated two Czechs. 33 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,960 Since then she hates Czech men. 34 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,960 She hates Czech men, Czech trains, and plastic bags. 35 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,360 She loves foreigners, airports, and brand-name luggage. 36 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,320 As soon as she gets to the airport she starts thinking in English. 37 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,080 However, with a Czech passport. 38 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960 Written by 39 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,960 based on his novel 40 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,160 first assistant director 41 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,360 How many bags? 42 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,480 Good... Well... 43 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,840 Gate B-6... 44 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,760 Art director 45 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,120 Sound 46 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:53,160 Music 47 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,440 Edited by 48 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,280 Director of photography 49 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,760 Executive producer 50 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:19,480 Co-produced by 51 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,600 Produced by 52 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,120 Czech men completely disappoint my mother. 53 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,400 All of them. 54 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,560 Directed by 55 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,720 Mom's first Czech was nicknamed Pa�out. 56 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,320 It was allegedly a great love, but Pa�out was always broke. 57 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,920 He dressed terribly and was a selfish lover. 58 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,800 I was great! 59 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:01,000 They split up for good when Pa�out came to the theater 60 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,280 dressed in sneakers and a ski sweater. 61 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,000 That same night my mom met my dad. 62 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,840 Unlike Pa�out, he wore a nice suit 63 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,720 and carried himself well in public. 64 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:26,640 He invited her for a glass of white wine at intermission. 65 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,280 He held his glass by the stem 66 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,840 and spoke in a subdued and cultivated voice. 67 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,760 Mom mistakenly believed it was his true nature. 68 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,480 When in the spring of 1983 69 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,600 she saw through his ruse it was too late. 70 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:50,480 She'd gotten pregnant by a Czech Philistine just like Pa�out. 71 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,320 He never had any money, he refused to wash dishes, 72 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,040 and he blew his nose into the sink. 73 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,320 The place he found us to live 74 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,480 was an ugly prefab apartment in Prague. 75 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,280 By the way, we still live there. 76 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:11,080 And this is our neighbor, Mr. Zemla. He's been in love with my mom for ages. 77 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,880 - Hello. - Hello. 78 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,600 L�d'a, get in here. 79 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,920 I know you're smoking! 80 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,600 - See you. - Bye. 81 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,160 My dad was always working, so he ate on the run. 82 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,840 Salami, headcheese and onions, sandwiches, pickled herring. 83 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,720 My mom couldn't stand it. 84 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Hadn't she told him 100 times it was unhealthy? 85 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:48,080 If he ate fruits and vegetables, fish, and whole grains, 86 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,240 he wouldn't get cancer at age 32, 87 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:56,200 and leave her a widow and me half-orphaned at age 12. 88 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,200 Finally, he could have spared her 89 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:11,000 that horrid experience with the tattooed mortuary workers. 90 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:22,080 Mom hated dad for his cancer. But she also loved him. 91 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,320 A terrible combination she always said. 92 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,320 To top it off, he died on Christmas Eve. 93 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,960 We haven't celebrated Christmas since then. 94 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,600 This is my one living grandmother. 95 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,640 She lost it when my father died. 96 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:45,680 I'm 23, but she still asks me the same thing every visit: 97 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,280 Laura, 98 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,640 do you have a boyfriend yet? 99 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,240 Didn't I tell you? 100 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,960 He's not exactly a boy. 101 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,120 His name's Oliver. 102 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,600 Ol-i-ver. 103 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,280 And this is Jeff. 104 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,720 My first guy. 105 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,800 We met at the language school my mom sent me to after graduation. 106 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,840 It made her nervous that I was still a virgin at 18, 107 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,200 and that I couldn't speak English. I took French in high school; 108 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,120 mom said it was the language of poets and diplomats. 109 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,400 But she also insisted on English. 110 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,360 Hey, what does 'turtle' mean? 111 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,240 How can I know what I eat if I don't know what I am? 112 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:25,760 - I don't know the word. - I'm fat and I lie on the beach. 113 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,640 By the second lesson I was in love with Jeff. 114 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:44,720 When we all spoke Czech he got cute and confused 115 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,520 and began looking around with his pretty green eyes. 116 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,160 I decided to show him to Ingrid, 117 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,680 a friend with more experience in this area. 118 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,280 - Nice butt. - Isn't it? 119 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,640 He's cute so he's got experience. 120 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:16,520 Tell him it's your first time; I'm sure he'll be considerate. 121 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,400 I think you'll like it. 122 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,560 And he's American so he'll use a condom. 123 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,240 My god, tell him to cut his nails! 124 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,280 That's my best friend Ingrid. 125 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,800 She's convinced she looks like Uma Thurman. 126 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,960 She is afraid that most guys just think of her 127 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,920 as a relatively easy way to screw a 'Hollywood actress.' 128 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,760 She met the last guy at a Prague bar. 129 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,200 They talked the whole evening, 130 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,720 about Forman's films, modern furniture, kids... 131 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,920 Then he took her home and stuck it in her ass. 132 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,080 Right in her ass. He didn't even turn on the stereo. 133 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,040 Didn't turn on the stereo... 134 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,760 After similar experiences, she signed up for kickboxing. 135 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,280 Castrate them. 136 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,680 Every last one! 137 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,400 A week later, she was sitting in a cafe wearing a tank top, 138 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,200 making eyes at a guy at the next table. 139 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,760 Of course she slept with him the same day, 140 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,200 fell in love, and suggested that he move in. 141 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:42,040 Then she went to a hip store and bought him an orange chair. 142 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:55,680 The guy of course got scared. So he broke up, moved out, 143 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,000 and started saying that Ingrid was nuts. 144 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,800 My first love affair was completely traditional. 145 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,120 We made eye contact more and more often. 146 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,800 I just wanted to say that I am experienced, 147 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,800 a little. 148 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,880 I think I know how to be considerate. 149 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:40,560 I feel so strongly for you. 150 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,960 And of course I'll use a condom. 151 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,400 I even cut my nails. 152 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,160 Jeff wasn't Czech and my mom really liked that. 153 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,880 Cheers. 154 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,600 It made me want someone she'd approve of less. 155 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,760 I really succeeded with Rickie. 156 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,080 And this is Rickie, also my ex. 157 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,120 - He was two years younger... - What? 158 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,760 ... and sold cellphones. 159 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,640 He liked to judge people by their phones. 160 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,400 Like this... or like this. 161 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,200 What an idiot! 162 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,880 Look at that piece of crap. 163 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,360 But he was a good guy, and reliable. 164 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,240 It touched me how he thought about the future. 165 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,240 Hey, what about this one? 166 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,200 A studio condo with kitchenette, 400 square feet, 167 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,840 direct from the owner... 168 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,680 - Guess how much? - No idea. 169 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,800 85O grand. That's insane. 170 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,240 Can you belleve it? 171 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,520 Walt... 172 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,040 Let me do it. 173 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,280 I loved him most when he was silent. 174 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,720 It's really squishy in there. 175 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,440 And this was my latest... 176 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,440 Oliver. 177 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,560 - Oliver? - The one who writes those letters in the subway? 178 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,440 He's writing to you? 179 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,040 - God, sorry... - We met last year 180 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,720 In the Tatra mountains. 181 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,800 I first saw him in the hotel cafeteria. 182 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,880 - Nothing much, eh? - He's my type. 183 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,800 - Isn't he too old? - And bald? 184 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:48,600 A hot car but the payments are a bitch. 185 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,120 1O cylinders, seven-speed manual transmission... 186 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,000 2.75 million? 187 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,080 Fourth generation of car... 188 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,800 And where to find the money? 189 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,960 It is really fast... 190 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,280 Of course, the chassis... 191 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,000 ... telescopic shock absorber... 192 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,840 ... acceleration... 193 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,560 ... lamellar clutch... 194 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,160 ... comfortable, leather interlor... 195 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,800 I would never sell enough phones to buy it. 196 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,960 Is it worth it or not? Tell me, is it or isn't it? 197 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,800 It isn't. 198 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,320 Well, bon appetit. 199 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:53,760 I got some cool stuff at the store, though maybe it's stolen. 200 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,480 But business is business and that's how we afford vacation. 201 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,120 Coming, youngsters? 202 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,520 No, thanks, we'll wait. 203 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,480 No, we won't. 204 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,880 - Hi. - Good afternoon. 205 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,840 If these Slovak's serve their 'halu�ky' again 206 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,280 I'll start up a Czech resistance movement. 207 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,840 - Want to join? - Sure, I'll be vice-chairman. 208 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,080 Sweet dreams, vacationers. 209 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,640 Later. 210 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,520 - Bye. - Goodbye. 211 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,560 What do these goddamn fanatics think? 212 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,120 Sleep! it's only seven. 213 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,000 How can I? 214 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,680 Morning. 215 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,440 Morning! 216 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,960 I see the bells woke you too. 217 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,760 And they say: Love thy neighbor. 218 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,360 I work in advertising, I know they need to attract people. 219 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,520 But why not choose a more humane form of advertising? 220 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,920 Mallbox flyers, billboards, commercials, 221 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,280 hot air balloons in the shape of God's eye... 222 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:24,520 But to start ringing the bells at 7 AM? 223 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,920 So you work in advertising? 224 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,240 - Doing what? - I'm a 'creative artist.' 225 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,520 Creative artist? 226 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,560 - He must be educated. - Yeah. 227 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,000 - So you think up slogans? - Yeah. 228 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,400 - Have I heard any? - I wouldn't be surprised. 229 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,280 Tell me some. 230 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,840 'Soft shags rub you right.' 231 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,240 'The truth: Free in every bottle.' 232 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,720 Alright, we're leaving... I have to walk my dog. 233 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,800 Hey, wait! 234 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,880 Can I go with you? Can I? 235 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,560 - Are you here alone? - Not really: Billboard is with me. 236 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,680 I can't imagine going on vacation alone. 237 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,280 Two weeks alone in a hotel room. 238 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,680 I'd cry myself to sleep with the lights on, 239 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:35,000 and used-up phone cards would be scattered everywhere. 240 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,800 In the end a person is always alone. 241 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,720 It helps to start getting used to it. 242 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,040 Why are you here alone? 243 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,800 I split up with my girlfriend. 244 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,320 I cancelled her reservation two days before coming. No regrets. 245 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,240 For only a 7,000 crown cancellation fee 246 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,120 I got 14 days of fabulous freedom... 247 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,880 ... self-recrimination, 248 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,400 and solitude. 249 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,120 Right, Billboard? 250 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,640 He always talked like that... 251 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,440 - So sophisticated. - Sophie who? 252 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,840 Then I didn't see him for three days. 253 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,080 Not in the hotel or at his spot by the bar. 254 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:43,280 - Let's go. - I think I'll go by myself. - I'm going then. 255 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,040 See you! 256 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,920 But I felt that he was near, that we'd see each other again. 257 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,280 I knew it! I knew he'd gone to another pub. 258 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,720 Well? What happened then? 259 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,440 Where the hell have you been? 260 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,160 I asked you where you've been. 261 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,120 The truth, or a socially acceptable answer? 262 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,960 The truth, of course. 263 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,680 I've been trying to avoid you. 264 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:22,880 In Slovak I can say 'branch' and 'potter'... 265 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,040 And 'beetle'... Stop interrupting! 266 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,360 - And 'blueberry'! - Listen, you blueberry... 267 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,160 - And I know 'fog.' - Quit rambling. 268 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,360 - I gotta go bleed my berry. - And 'I kiss you.' 269 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,320 I know all that. 270 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,960 Order me another shot. 271 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,800 Evening. 272 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,560 - Do you have a pen? - Here you go. - Thanks. 273 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,080 - Thanks. - Hi. - Hi. 274 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,880 What are you doing tomorrow night at eleven? 275 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,880 Why? Want to invite me for a threesome? 276 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,360 Call me at this number. 277 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,320 I was wasted; It happens sometimes... 278 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,760 Maybe even to you. 279 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,560 Hey, he's coming back. 280 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,480 Cheers. 281 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,680 These are the offices of Well Balanced Woman where I work. 282 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,600 Oliver would say it's a teen-zine for 4O-year-olds. 283 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:52,320 Could I at least ask a couple questions over the phone? 284 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,200 That's so kind of you... 285 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,280 Shall we start? 286 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,560 Okay, the first question is... 287 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,040 this is our boss, on the phone with singer Lucie B�l�. 288 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,160 ... if you've had your breasts enlarged. 289 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:16,080 You'd rather not answer? Okay, the second question... 290 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,440 this is our graphic designer Milan. 291 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,320 He has bad taste in clothes 292 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,360 and replaced a girlfriend with a graphic software. 293 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,960 Okay, something completely different: Do you get depressed? 294 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920 No? That's too bad... 295 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,240 for our magazine, you know what I mean... 296 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,000 Hello? 297 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,320 Bitch. 298 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,040 "Well Balanced Woman" 299 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,120 Hanka, guess what? 300 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,920 I've got a dinner date. 301 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,680 But not with Rickie, with someone new... 302 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,720 - Hey there, back from vacation? - Hi, Mr. Zemla... 303 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,400 You look tanned and rested. 304 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,920 L�d'a, what are you staring at out there? 305 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,840 Go jump in a lake. 306 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,880 When does your mom get back from America? 307 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,880 She's leaving about now, 308 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,080 so tomorrow maybe. 309 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,240 Is she getting married? What's his name again? 310 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,440 L�d'a, I know you're smoking! 311 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,320 Steven. 312 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,360 The date's set for October. 313 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,600 - Steven... - L�d'a, come inside! 314 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,840 See you later, Laura. 315 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,760 Goodbye. 316 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,640 Like always, I freeze up as soon as it gets serious. 317 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,080 I've always been petrified of venereal disease. 318 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,640 I sit drinking wine with a handsome and intelligent man, 319 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,160 candlelight reflecting in his eyes, 320 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,480 and all I can think of is a yeasty discharge, 321 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,560 AIDS, and staphylococcal. 322 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,640 Who was that girl anyway that didn't go to the mountains? 323 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600 - Kind of a... - I hope you used a condom. 324 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,160 ... mirage. 325 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,000 One of those girls who get lost in the show biz world 326 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,720 until their once-bright light begins to fade. 327 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,080 Well, that puts me at ease. 328 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,680 She was hoping you'd teach her 'the way,' right? 329 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,640 Actually, she thought that if she slept with me in August 330 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,200 I'd take her to the launch of the latest Avon perfume in September, 331 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,800 where she'd meet Robbie Williams or Jan Sv�r�k. 332 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,120 Here we go with dark blue ribs... 333 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,040 God, I'm playing the usual games again! 334 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,640 Bon apetit! 335 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,480 Games? 336 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,360 Yeah, games. 337 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,880 I tell you some amusing story, 338 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,240 then we anxiously avoid the slightest reference to Rickie. 339 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,600 All so that we can ignore 340 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,080 the air of unfaithfulness enveloping us. 341 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,200 I'm sick of playing games. 342 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,480 I won't inconspicuously try to get you drunk, 343 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,240 or touch you accidentally under the table, 344 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,160 or misuse your momentary weakness... 345 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,160 Then at the right moment nonchalantly wave for a taxi, 346 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,920 and at home gently maneuver you into bed. 347 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,040 So... 348 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,200 If you really want to get involved 349 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,280 with a moody, 4O-year-old alcoholic, 350 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,760 go ahead. 351 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:34,080 But do so fully aware of exactly what you're doing. 352 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:49,720 Oh, no, we won't blame wine or a taxi. 353 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,920 Let's admit that if I flag down a taxi 354 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,680 it will take us to my bed. 355 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,760 Shall we? 356 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,400 I don't function without my toothbrush, clean pantles, 357 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:10,760 perfume, makeup remover, contacts, and Femigel. 358 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,520 To my bed. 359 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,160 - To your bed? - Yep. 360 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,720 But even an honest approach to sex can have its problems. 361 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,080 Speaking the bold truth didn't liberate me enough to say, 362 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,160 "Go wash your glans. I'll be in bed." 363 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,320 What's the meaning of this? I want to see some ID. 364 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,200 They're my talismans. 365 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,720 Was I dreaming or were you really kissing that thing? 366 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,960 It brings me luck. 367 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,080 And you kiss those objects every night? 368 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,760 So you're addicted, and pretty heavily by the looks of it. 369 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,760 You're ripe for rehab. A methadone-type program: 370 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,640 You'll start by kissing some formless stuffed thing... 371 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,520 - What? - But nothing with eyes! 372 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,600 The next step would be kissing damask pillowcases. 373 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,800 Do that and the battle's half over. 374 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,560 You kissed this marsupial more passionately! 375 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,440 - Where're you going? - Sorry, I have to pee. 376 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,640 One of the prostate's small sexual inconveniences. 377 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,800 Laura? 378 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,520 Rickie? 379 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,840 Kids, I'm home. 380 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,640 Pa�out? 381 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,800 Jana? 382 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,560 What are you doing here... Pa�out? 383 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,160 Me? What are you doing here? 384 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,560 Pa�out? this is Oliver, mom. 385 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,120 Mom? 386 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,640 Mom? 387 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,680 Pa�out? 388 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,760 Why are you staring at me? What's playing anyway? 389 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,800 I hope it's a comedy! 390 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,960 What's wrong? 391 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,120 - He's that Pa�out? - Yep, that's him. 392 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,600 My mom's ex, the one I told you about. 393 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,520 Get out of the children's room right now! 394 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,440 Get out of my apartment right now! 395 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,000 Out! 396 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,880 There... My coat... 397 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,680 Bye. 398 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,200 I'll call you! 399 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,520 Impossible... Pa�out. 400 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,560 She stole her mother's old lover! 401 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,080 Oliver is Pa�out! first mother, then daughter! 402 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,120 Ingrid solves her emotional problems through kickboxing. 403 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,920 But what about me? They both say they don't know what to think. 404 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,600 'They,' get it? 405 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,160 It just so happens that Oliver slept with my mother years ago. 406 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:57,040 But oddly neither Oliver nor my mom cares what I think about it. 407 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,720 Come on, it was 2O years ago; that sperm is long dry by now. 408 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,840 Hi, Rickie. I'm... at Ingrid's. 409 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,880 No, not today. Tomorrow, okay? 410 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,480 Today I'm... going to dinner with my mom. 411 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:23,040 Her birthday? God, Rickie, that's not for two months. 412 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,320 Okay... Love you too. 413 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,400 - What'd he want? - To know what to buy my mom for her birthday. 414 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,120 He said they got in some snazzy new cellphone covers. 415 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,880 - I feel like a slut. - Oh, please, why should you? 416 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,400 They cheat on us too, don't fool yourself. 417 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,480 Belleve me, they cheat on us so often 418 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,120 that a lifetime isn't enough to pay them back. 419 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,880 So tell me about America. How's Steven? 420 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,360 - Steven! - What? - He's an idiot. 421 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,600 - And I am too, for not noticing earlier. - Why? 422 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,000 - He loves guns. - What? - He's pro death penalty. 423 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,120 He's anti abortion, etc. 424 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,200 - So the wedding... - Is off! 425 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,520 I'd never marry anyone who voted for Bush! 426 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,920 I'm sorry, mom, really. 427 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,240 And then I come home and find Pa�out in the bathroom. 428 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,680 I love him, mom. 429 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,120 - Congratulations. - Can't you understand that? 430 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,560 Not considering what I know. 431 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,200 It's been 2O years. People change. 432 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,360 He's not the same person anymore. 433 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,720 Good day, ladles. 434 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,520 Mom, allow me to introduce my boyfriend Oliver. 435 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,480 Oliver, this is my mom. 436 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,120 Hi, Jana. 437 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,680 May I? 438 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,320 - Hi. - Hi. 439 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,840 - Hi, Pa�out. - Hi. 440 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,640 What? 441 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,720 Are you expecting me to say: "Pleased to meet you"? 442 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,800 I'd like to say something. 443 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,000 I love you... both. 444 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,360 Well, that's great. That changes everything. 445 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,880 What can I get you? 446 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,280 - Got any Valium? - Mom! 447 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,080 Sorry. 448 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:19,320 Dry vermouth as an aperitif and a menu. 449 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,640 I'll have vermouth as well, make it a double. 450 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,520 And for your daughter? 451 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,400 Excuse me, please. 452 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,840 Dry vermouth as an aperitif. And for your daughter? 453 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,400 Please, excuse me... 454 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,000 That jerk! 455 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,760 Pa�out... 456 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,920 You're screwing my daughter. 457 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,440 Well... 458 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,960 What'll it be? 459 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,080 What do you want for din-din, children? 460 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,000 Hello, Mr. Zemla. 461 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,280 - Looks like wash day. - Hello. 462 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760 Hello? 463 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,360 Hi, Rickie... 464 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,200 Hi. 465 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,080 Mom, Rickie's here. 466 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,320 Come on up. 467 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,200 I'll take it. 468 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,080 Thank you. 469 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,000 L�d'a! Where are you? I can't find my pills. 470 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,880 Sorry... I have to go. 471 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,640 Bye... 472 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,600 Hi, girls! 473 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,040 Hi... No... 474 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,440 I'll call you later? Bye. 475 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,600 - Was that Ingrid? - No, it wasn't. 476 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,200 I'll make coffee. Who'd like some? 477 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,360 - Who was it? - I'll have some. 478 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,280 What a dumb game... 479 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,240 So who was it? 480 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,720 Laura? 481 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,920 Hi, darling... 482 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,040 I can't wait to see you. 483 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,120 - Oliver. - Oliver? 484 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,280 - The guy we met on vacation? - Yeah. 485 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,760 Why did he call? 486 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,280 And how'd he get your number? 487 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,240 - I gave it to him. - You gave it to him? 488 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,840 But why? 489 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,160 I love him, Rickie. 490 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,840 But... he's... 491 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,240 ... old... 492 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,520 Old and... 493 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,040 It's not my fault. 494 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,600 I'm really sorry. Have some coffee. 495 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,960 But... how come? 496 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,640 And I've been secretly saving for an apartment for two years. 497 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,800 What? 498 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,120 You're secretly saving for an apartment? 499 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,000 Yeah... 500 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,320 Like an idiot. 501 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,200 I'm a junior saver. 502 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,440 A junior saver... 503 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,520 - Laura? - Yes? - Who is that? 504 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,680 - That's Oliver, grandma. - Oliver? - Oliver. 505 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,480 "Four horses in the yard..." 506 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,040 My mother really hates All Souls' Day 507 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,120 so she completely ignores it. 508 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,840 She says she doesn't need a holiday to remind her 509 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,840 that her grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, and even husband are dead. 510 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,640 Indeed, she celebrates all year long. 511 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:42,920 - Laura? - Yes? - Do you have a boyfriend yet? 512 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,720 Today is the climax of the Best Bereaved contest. 513 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:00,200 Thank you... Thank you... 514 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,720 Hi, dad. 515 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,320 this is Oliver. Actually, it's Pa�out. 516 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,240 I'm sure mom told you about him. 517 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,560 - I have some good news. - I never get enough of that. 518 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,280 Who is this man, Laura? He looks homeless. 519 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,280 That's Oliver, grandma. 520 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,520 My mom's inviting us for Thanksgiving. 521 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,320 You're telling me you celebrate Thanksgiving? 522 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,440 That Puritan-Indian holiday? 523 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:50,360 Would we celebrate the Chinese New Year if she dated a Chinese man? 524 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,920 Hey, there's Marie! 525 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,160 Or Ramadan. Why not celebrate Ramadan? 526 00:50:55,240 --> 00:51:00,440 Impossible! Not drink even one shot for a whole month. 527 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,480 My mom and I think of it as a substitute Christmas. 528 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,280 I can understand that... Actually, I can't. 529 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,720 Still, I'd be happy if you came. 530 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,960 You can carve the turkey. 531 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,840 No way! 532 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,160 - To Belgrade! - Stop it! 533 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,320 - And wear a suit. - You're joking. Forget it. 534 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,680 Do it for me. 535 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:31,480 Why do I have to ride in such a dirty heap on All Saints' Day? 536 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,280 - The family drives me crazy. - What a grumpy man! 537 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,440 In 16O7 a group of about 100 English religious fanatics, 538 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,080 called separatists, fled to Holland 539 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,920 to escape persecution by James I and the Anglican church. 540 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,320 From there they set sail in 162O for America 541 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,960 where they established the Plymouth colony. 542 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,760 They suffered hunger and disease. 543 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,080 The wine's in the fridge; can you serve it? 544 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:13,240 In spring 1621 the colonists met an Indian named Squanto. 545 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,680 He taught them to plant corn, 546 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,040 and in the fall they had a great harvest. 547 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,600 To celebrate, they held a harvest festival with the local Indians. 548 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,040 It was later named Thanksgiving. 549 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,640 Instructive. 550 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:40,120 I just hope everyone realizes how stupid this all is. 551 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,200 Did you wash your hands, Pa�out? 552 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,760 Enjoy the meal. 553 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,760 this is Oliver's best friend Hubert. 554 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,280 Well, hello! I was hoping you wouldn't come. 555 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,160 I had to interrupt my enjoyment of the opera Prince igor 556 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,960 by Alexander Porfirevich Borodin. 557 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,120 Oliver thinks he's well-read, intelligent, and entertaining. 558 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,480 And he wrote it with whom? 559 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,520 With Glazunov, of course. 560 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:20,000 - What's this, for god's sake? - this, for god's sake, is a flower. 561 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:24,520 For your wife. They're Gerberas and they belong in a vase. 562 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,040 The colored part goes up. 563 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,200 Purely by the way, this is my friend Ingrid. 564 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,360 - Ingrid. - Hubert. - And I'm Laura. 565 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,960 I think he's an intellectual snob and a jerk. 566 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,800 You're dating a Laura? Did I invite a Laura for a visit? 567 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:53,960 It's too much like Emmanuelle or Sabrina. 568 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,800 You forgot that I'm a romantic? 569 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,360 So I invited home pulp fiction? 570 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,400 You think your friend might offer us a seat and a drink? 571 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,280 And find a vase for the poor flowers? 572 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:13,040 Of course, Hubie loves flowers. 573 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:22,160 Laura, aren't you a bit nervous for a well-balanced woman? 574 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,000 You seem somehow unsatisfied. 575 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,200 Are you lacking something? 576 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,720 I'd really like to know what a well-balanced woman might lack. 577 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,320 Consideration, for starters. 578 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:43,720 Basic human courtesy. Exactly what I'm lacking from you. 579 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,480 How about a sprout salad to chase away the winter gloom? 580 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,480 We had that for breakfast, right? 581 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,920 Or an aromatic herb bath guaranteed to soothe away stress? 582 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000 That's what you write about, isn't it? 583 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,960 Fine. 584 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,440 Where's the bathroom? 585 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:35,000 Enough: I've slept with you almost every other day for two months. 586 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:40,360 I'm even surviving a visit to your horrid friend Hubert. 587 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:45,920 And you haven't invited me to the launch of one Avon perfume. 588 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,880 I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it. 589 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:53,040 As you wish. The holidays are coming 590 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,240 and I'll take you to so many company partles... 591 00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:02,160 - Yeah? - ... that you'll beg me for mercy. 592 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,800 One's enough to start. 593 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,800 What are you doing? 594 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,480 What... are you doing? 595 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,400 - I dug out a corn. - You pig! 596 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,960 - What do you say? - Horrible. 597 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,520 - Is it always like this? - Sometimes it is even worse. 598 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,360 Hi, how are you? 599 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,200 - What'll you have? - I'm set. Who's that? 600 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,400 Miss Silver over there. 601 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,600 - Well? - My mirage. 602 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,120 Really? The one who cancelled? 603 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,600 - The one who cancelled the Tatra trip? - That's the one. 604 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:13,120 He was kissing his ex. 605 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,840 I saw it with my own eyes. 606 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,600 - Is that all? - What do you mean 'all'? 607 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,840 Hey, aren't you overreacting? 608 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,840 What? Overreacting? Don't you get it? 609 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,440 I saw him stick his tongue down her throat. 610 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,040 Don't you remember whose throat 611 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,600 you stuck your tongue down on your last vacation with Rickie? 612 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:45,480 Yeah... but it was already over with Rickie. 613 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:51,760 Hubert says it's scientifically proven that men are unfaithful 614 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:56,200 even if they're happy. It's in their genes. 615 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,520 Screw Hubert, and screw their genes. 616 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,680 - Those are just bullshit excuses. - No, they aren't. 617 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,160 Hubert says it's scientifically proven 618 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:14,240 that there have been over 1,200 societies in human history. 619 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,880 More than 1,000 of them were polygamous. Understand? 620 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,960 Hubert's just a hung-up jerk! 621 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,920 Hi there, Laura. 622 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,920 I must say that you don't seem very well-balanced today as well. 623 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,280 - Kiss my ass, Hubert. - Bye. 624 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,240 Come over sometime for another bath. 625 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:57,440 Oliver is Pa�out! 626 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,320 Girl, you've got to eat. 627 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,320 this one's blueberry. 628 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,200 Or muesli light? 629 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:12,200 What an idea: Not eating because of a guy. 630 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,280 Men are such selfish bastards. 631 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,240 Dellvery for Laura. 632 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,680 Thanks. 633 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,680 Are you Laura? 634 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,480 For you. 635 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,360 Thanks. 636 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,040 Oh, sorry. 637 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,040 What did you get? 638 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,640 Three vouchers for a week's vacation in the Canary islands. 639 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,520 At Christmas. 640 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,520 It was from him, right? From Oliver. 641 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,880 Yeah. 642 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,560 Have you gone crazy, Pa�out? 643 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:06,160 75,000 crowns? I realize you're buying an indulgence, but... 644 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,480 75,000 for one illegal kiss? 645 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,880 Was it more than that? 646 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,240 Come on... 647 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,280 Gran Canaria is so beautiful. 648 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,920 My brother and his wife went there. 649 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,120 this is where you'll be staying. 650 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,040 And I'll stare at you from this balcony. 651 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,200 Oh, wow, Pa�out! 652 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,880 Cheap gestures are just your style. 653 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:48,680 True, but I'm good at them. 654 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,880 Yeah, you are. 655 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,280 Look at him! 656 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,160 That German guy wants to pick you up. 657 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,680 A different kind of Christmas. 658 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:21,960 Not a bad slogan, eh? I'll sell it to someone next year. 659 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,480 Laura! 660 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:29,040 - Merry Christmas. - We don't say that, Oliver. - I forgot. 661 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,920 How about... to love? 662 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,960 - Okay, to love. - Cheers. - Cheers. 663 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,960 To love. 664 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,320 Sign this for the Zemlas... So, what's he like? 665 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,880 Pretty nice. He's fun. 666 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,800 What's his name? 667 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,680 - Hans. - His job? - Architect. 668 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,600 And he was born in Hamburg. 669 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,080 - He's no former East German. - Am I so audacious then? 670 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,520 Why is the regime under which a man grew up 671 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,040 so important to a new relationship? 672 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:34,120 Because men who grew up under socialism lack 2 important things: 673 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,680 Style and self-confidence. 674 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:41,840 Pa�out, I think maybe you know something about that. 675 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,800 And get this: 676 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,280 He's been a widower for five years! 677 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,080 - Hallelujah! - What a coincidence. He's ideal. 678 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,800 We'll see, we'll see... 679 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,840 The ideal man is a dangerous myth. It's a virus... 680 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:04,360 attacking women's rationality, if there is such a thing. 681 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:15,160 - You're in love. - Maybe... - Maybe? 682 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,440 Maybe I'll stay for an extra week. 683 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,360 How do you say 'weapon' in German? 684 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,240 - Waffen. - Is Jana... 685 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,080 - Do you like weapons, Hans? - No... 686 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,280 No? Do you like beer fests? 687 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,280 How do you say abortion? 688 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,280 Hans... 689 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,320 - Abortion? - Shut up... 690 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:43,560 News from home: Grandma slipped and broke her hip. 691 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,320 She no longer cares if I have a boyfriend. 692 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:54,160 - Mrs. Zemlov� has cancer. - L�d'a... 693 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,160 She goes for radiation and her hair's fallen out. 694 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,880 Ingrid is really in love with Hubert. 695 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,600 She bought him a chair and she says she's happy. 696 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,720 Milan's in love with me, apparently for a couple years. 697 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,480 Well-balanced woman is being beaten by her husband. 698 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:30,240 Rickie took his saving and flew to Thailand for New Year's. 699 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,760 He wrote me a sweet text message: 700 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,360 There are tons of whores here but you're still the biggest. 701 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,960 Welcome home! 702 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,800 Laura! Dammit, Laura! 703 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,160 - Hi, darling. - Hi. 704 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:59,960 Listen, I've got nothing against all your hair conditioners, 705 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:04,920 hair repairers, Aloe Vera extracts... 706 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,960 But only on the assumption that on the edge of my tub 707 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,480 I get at least four inches 708 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,280 to set a glass of wine and a bowl of olives. 709 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,560 My god, a messy pig with a neat freak streak. 710 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:27,920 - The worst combo. - At least four inches, please. 711 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,640 That's right. 712 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,280 Hi, Ingrid, it's me. Wanna see what love looks like? 713 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,560 Come on over. 714 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,560 Sometimes I understand lesbians. 715 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,280 Are you nuts? 716 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,680 - Sorry. - Good evening. 717 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,840 - Hi, mom. - Hi darling. 718 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,440 - Is something wrong? - No. 719 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,520 He's an idiot. 720 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,800 - Co? - He hates Poles. 721 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:50,680 - Cheers. - Cheers. - Excuse me, excuse me! 722 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,160 Get lost! My god! 723 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,680 I hate Poles. 724 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,680 Then you're a... 725 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,000 - fascist? - What? 726 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,120 Last week you said you were marrying him. 727 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,200 I won't marry someone who hates Poles. 728 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,800 Right... 729 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,120 - Do you like Poles? - I love Poles. 730 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,600 I love Poles and I hate Bush and weapons. 731 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,120 And will you marry me sometime? 732 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:37,280 - You just asked him straight out? - Yeah, just like that. 733 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,000 - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. 734 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,080 Yeah! 735 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,960 He said yes! 736 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,720 You're not happy? 737 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:02,200 But within a year things started going badly. 738 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:07,080 Paradoxically, in the same place we met: The Tatra mountains. 739 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,400 - Can I tell you something, Oliver? - Sure. 740 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:20,240 Sometimes... Sometimes I'm embarrassed by the way you dress. 741 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:22,640 Really. 742 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:26,840 You should know that casual elegance and negligence 743 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,720 are different things. 744 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,120 Fine. Any other faults you'd care to enumerate? 745 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,840 Yes. 746 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,080 You should quit drinking. We both know it. 747 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:43,520 Fine, and I'll use this moment of honesty 748 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,600 to tell you something: 749 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,080 - You've gained weight. - What? 750 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:53,360 Not much, just five or six pounds but it doesn't look good. 751 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,200 You're the fat one, Pa�out! Ouch! 752 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,960 Normally we'd patch it up within three days. 753 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,480 But normally a parachutist doesn't float down from the sky. 754 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,720 - No! - Yeah. 755 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:06,600 And to top it off, this apparition: James Bond in the Tatras. 756 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,480 Who is it? 757 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,720 - The head of an ad agency. - Really? 758 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,040 Morning. Hi, Oliver. 759 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:23,320 - How are the Tatras treating you? - Good. Am I interrupting? 760 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:28,520 Not at all. Our relationship is going as expected: 761 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,600 Quite naturally, the first blush of love is fading, 762 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,080 so she now sees me with different eyes than at first. 763 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,960 Cut it out! 764 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:42,040 - Like a drink? - No, thanks. Drinking and sports don't mix. 765 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,200 Good man! 766 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:51,200 - I always wanted to try that. - No problem. 767 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,960 No problem. 768 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,720 - Hi. I came to make up. - How was it? 769 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,600 Wonderful! 770 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:38,560 I bet you were strapped so closely together you could hardly breathe. 771 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,680 You could feel all his muscles and hear the beating of his heart. 772 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,040 Don't be ridiculous. I came to make up, not fight. 773 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,200 But am I wrong? 774 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,360 - You're turning red. - Leave me alone. 775 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,960 And tonight he'll invite us for a drink, maybe even dinner. 776 01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,240 I'll wear my hopelessly un-modern jacket, while he'll don 777 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:06,120 an original, brand-name ski outfit with matching underwear. 778 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:11,240 With my prostate trouble, soon or later I'll have to use the toilet. 779 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:13,400 That'll give you plenty of time 780 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,800 to write down your number for him on a napkin. 781 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:22,280 - I refuse to listen to this. - And I refuse to watch. See ya! 782 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:31,440 - There was no dinner. - But the next day you went parachuting again. 783 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,840 I love him. He's wonderful. 784 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,880 And he's got style. 785 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,320 Bullshit. You just liked parachuting. 786 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,520 Just admit you like his clothes and his laughably expensive car. 787 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:40,200 No, I love him. 788 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,280 He's so cute and gentle. 789 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:49,280 And he recites me Apollinaire in French while parachuting! 790 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:08,960 Sure, and some guys wax poetic about their kids. 791 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:15,280 - Yeah, but why doesn't he call? - Why, you ask? 792 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,640 Because he's a stupid self-centered man. 793 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,920 Bon apetit! 794 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,680 So you gave him your number? 795 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:45,800 He doesn't seem to be calling and that can mean only one thing: 796 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,960 You already slept with him. 797 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,320 So what? 798 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:57,640 Men can fool around but women can't? Huh? 799 01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,680 You can cheat but I can't? 800 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,840 Exactly. 801 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:11,080 It's a successful model proven by hundreds of generations. 802 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,720 So don't fucking try to change it! 803 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,640 For this snooty jerk I'm risking my relationship with Oliver. 804 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,600 If he'd only call. 805 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,680 The parachutist... 806 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,960 Hi... 807 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,880 Fine, bye. 808 01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:58,600 That was Oliver. I'm supposed to send someone for my stuff. 809 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,760 The worst are the cheapskates. 810 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:13,040 The kind who make you pay for your own movie ticket. 811 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:19,160 One guy I lived with used the same piece of floss all month. 812 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,120 - Yuck! - He really did. 813 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:26,080 - No way! - He'd rinse it and stick it in a plastic bag. 814 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,600 - Men are such pigs. - They are! 815 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:33,080 Mainly Czechs. 816 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:40,480 They're capable of peeing in the sink. That's a fact. 817 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:45,280 - Or of spitting on the street. - They're selfish bastards 818 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,160 and the worst is Hubert. 819 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,400 Oh, please... 820 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:57,280 Why not find a married man, you goose? 821 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,880 Tell me something. 822 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,360 Why do I arouse so little love in men? 823 01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,000 Why? Why? 824 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,000 I don't know. 825 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:24,840 I actually have started dating a married man. 826 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,240 - He's a dietician. - You sleep with him? 827 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,000 Every Tuesday. 828 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:38,960 He plays squash Tuesdays. That's his only chance. 829 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:41,560 - You bring him here? - Yeah. 830 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:47,360 So you sleep with him and then he plays squash? 831 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,680 No, for god's sake, squash is just an excuse. 832 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:56,240 But he brings his outfit along. 833 01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,840 His shoes and racket, too. 834 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,560 He even makes them wet. 835 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,400 Wet? 836 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,480 - What do you mean wet? - With water. 837 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,840 With the spray bottle. 838 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:20,080 So his wife won't get suspicious. But that's not all... 839 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:24,520 He puts salt in the water. 840 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,440 What for? 841 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,840 To make it more realistic. 842 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,000 Isn't today Tuesday? 843 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,560 Oh, hello, Mr. Zemla... 844 01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:57,960 She died this afternoon. 845 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,200 Goodbye. 846 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,080 That bastard! He didn't even call! 847 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,120 I am just another trophy. 848 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,360 I wish it was him who lied there! 849 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:19,160 - "When your partner leaves" - I am ready to accept the fact 850 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:21,600 that our relationship is over. 851 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:25,680 I'm willing to accept my sorrow. 852 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:29,880 I'm willing to accept my loneliness. 853 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:32,720 - Did you say something? - No. 854 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,760 Sorry, but I need some privacy. 855 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,880 Feeling rage and hatred is a necessary phase 856 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,720 on the path to liberation. 857 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:53,240 If you cannot express rage 858 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:57,120 you merely prolong the liberation process. 859 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:07,040 You must vent your rage at your partner! 860 01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:12,080 That asshole, asshole! 861 01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:17,640 Sorry... 862 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,680 But that asshole never called me. 863 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,600 I'd love to give you advice... 864 01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:27,680 you know I love you, 865 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,920 but look at my life. 866 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,040 How can I give anyone advice? 867 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,600 Run! And imagine that with every step 868 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:51,720 you are grinding your detested ex-partner's head into the ground. 869 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:55,800 Run to a deserted place and scream out all your rage. 870 01:23:56,520 --> 01:24:00,040 You asshole, Oliver, you asshole! 871 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,760 Oliver? Did I say Oliver? 872 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:11,400 - You said Oliver. We all heard it. - We did. 873 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:22,720 Dear Laura, the only thing I had left were memories. 874 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:27,480 I think you should read the letter in the subway to the end. 875 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:31,040 Only a guy who's really in love could write it. 876 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:35,520 Writing like this sounds stupid, 877 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:39,440 like one of those American hits we used to laugh at. 878 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:43,160 But suddenly those clich�s sound to me so true. 879 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:49,960 Yeah, I guess so... 880 01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:55,480 One bleak December evening I got an idea. 881 01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:02,240 To rent those ad spaces in the subway and start writing you. 882 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:09,440 Love letters instead of stupid ads for carpet or life insurance. 883 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:14,760 I often thought about the moment you'd first see my ads. 884 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:18,600 I imagined you coming curiously closer, 885 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,760 reading without understanding, wrinkling up your nose slightly, 886 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:27,920 till that beloved wrinkle appeared between your eyebrows. 887 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:33,600 I remember every bit of nonsense. 888 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:37,160 That Sunday morning when you awoke so joyful 889 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,880 and decided to make us pancakes. 890 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,760 I love you. Come back to me! Oliver. 891 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:46,040 The production meeting is in room 2, but you're late. 892 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,440 And the demo... 893 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:58,240 A shot of the heroine, and the closing line 894 01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:02,640 that sounds now: 895 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:07,320 Triamax tampons keep you on the go. 896 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,880 Oliver? 897 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:25,240 this is unbelievable! 898 01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,920 But beautiful. 899 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,280 - Good evening. - Good evening, Mr. Zemla. 900 01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,080 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 901 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,520 Come on in... 902 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:08,920 Mom says climacteric changes have made her hopelessly sentimental. 903 01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:13,560 She's even willing to celebrate Christmas again. 904 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,560 I've always been sentimental. 905 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:38,520 I am so sorry! 906 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:43,000 On Christmas Eve the right people should be together. 907 01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,040 Don't worry. 908 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:51,520 For example, my hairdresser Sandra and our graphic artist Milan. 909 01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:09,040 I just love happy endings. 910 01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:07,800 Directed by 911 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:11,640 Written by 912 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:15,280 Produced by 913 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:19,640 Co-produced by 914 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:23,440 Executive producer 915 01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:27,160 Director of photography 916 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,720 Edited by 917 01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:34,440 Art director 918 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:38,720 Music 919 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:42,440 Singing by 920 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:46,360 Sound 921 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:50,080 Costume designer 922 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:53,800 Makeup 923 01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:03,480 FROM SUBWAY WITH LOVE 924 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,800 For Patrik